The Daily Muse

So we do the respectable Friday-arvo-drinks. The air is humid. The beer is chilly. The brilliance of the company I keep is about to be made apparent. You know what’s so brilliant about my friends? I can give them the most random, fucked up theories and they’ll TOTALLY run with it [...]

I have had enough of cross-dresswear. The Mennifying product trend of late.

Scent candles for Men. Also known as MANDLES. This trend is growing increasingly popular, with such whiffs as Skunk, Campfire Breakfast and a witty whiskey whiff (say <that 5x fast) named [...]

A bit of background info which is TOTALLY important, hence I put it FIRST. I, the Muser, have (or rather, HAD) PCOS. Poly-Cystic Ovarian Syndrome. It’s where my body has defied me in thinking I’m a male and therefore I create way too much testosterone. Its okay now…turns [...]

The past few days i’ve been dreaming of rubbish. The first was a couple nights ago where I was flying thanks to a ring I was wearing which made buildings blink & I flew towards them. As I flew I went over rubble. Next thing you know I’m in a rubbish tip shopping [...]

Whenever something accidentally happens that falls sway into my favour I have this ‘Knowing’ smile. It can be quite offensive, particularly if you’re the person whose favoured sway I stole it from. (In which case I have a DOUBLE Knowing smile - combo with a side of guilt…maybe…)

It’s the small indulgence [...]

Conversation eavesdrop at the supermarket today

BF: Should we get some more Pie-Ella? You liked it last week.
GF: It’s Pie-AYEE-A, not Pie-Ella… bogan*
BF: How the hell do you know? You only tried it last week…
GF: Because the L’s are silent. That’s why…
BF: [...]

So it’s depressing yeah? People all over the world getting hit by natural disasters? It’s like you take ONE week off work and Mother Nature gets the shits, PMS and mood swings all in one hit. But then, considering how old she is, maybe it’s time for Mother Nature to get Menopause?

The worst last day of temping (for a weeks break)…ever. The emails will explain…(Thanks to Mr Sketchy aka God/Satan for the reply)

Sender: God
To: Alicia
CC: Alicia’s Liver, Brain@Alicia
Subject: FYI

Dear Alicia,
Since you drank those two [...]

There has to be a reason behind why this mannequin’s boob was showing. With a man’s shirt on her lap. I think her manniquinnaeolae is showing on purpose.

This is when department stores go TOO FAR.

You can’t fight the smut around the world today. Sex sells. Ppl [...]

I saw this on the way to see the Dali Exhibition last night and it intrigued me. I wonder what it was for…

But since I don’t know…

Reasons they would need blue cross-dressing people in black wigs

against domestic violence against women. The black, the blue…the [...]