The Daily Muse

Things I don’t wanna see #7

You standing in short shorts with your cottage cheese hanging out. Puts me off my cigarette. Which I guess overall, makes me healthier but F*** OFF I’m not a quitter…

Shorts Yes, Cheese No.

But what am I talking about? I’m no vegetarian. [...]

- - - - - Etiquette = Restoring decorum to an otherwise feral world - - - - -

Mens Toilet Etiquette is what happens if there is already a male at a urinal and means you must go to the urinal furtherest [...]

You know what? I like it…I like that you can add bling to a mouse. In it’s own fugly way it’s like a tribute to Michael Jackson. Like, every time you click a link it’s in memory of MJ. On top of which, the one we saw at our local Electronics store [...]

An AYE-AYE,  so pretty they named it twice. Just think, if this is how you look on your BEST day…what’s there to aim for? It’s a lemur…beemur moe mee-mur fee fie foe femur, LEMUR.

I found it because I’m following Bill Bailey on Twitter and he [...]

Before you ask, no I’m not a fan. Of Britney Spears OR Paris Hilton. And although they introduced a new generation to the delights of drug use and ‘oops-I-leaked-my-sex-tape’ as well as increased our vocabulary with words ‘Like’ and ‘Totally’ and ‘Whatever’ and ‘Frienemies’. I’m not going to bag them though. (heh) They [...]

Had a REALLY bad dream last night. Possibly because I was watching ‘True Story’ Crime stuff on TV. He didn’t just kill her, he threw her off a cliff so hard she was wedged between the rocks down below. And then I changed the channel just in time to watch a [...]