I know stuff about lots.
Jan. 27, 2010 No Comments Posted under: *Sigh, Theories from the misty place in my brain, wHaT the???
5 Things I don’t understand
Driving: especially when young speed demons, drunks and otherwise loons get behind the wheel and play russian roulette with peoples lives.
The Weather: Why aren’t more psychics working for the Bureau of Meteorology? And there should [...]
Jan. 11, 2010 No Comments Posted under: *Sigh
Quitting: Tried to quit smoking…couldn’t do it New Years Day because,well…I still had half a packet left. Then I quit last week, lasting all of approx 27 hours. So AGAIN, another ‘last packet’ finished this morning. Approx 11 hours ago…even if I doesn’t work this time around I’m going [...]
Jan. 4, 2010 No Comments Posted under: *Sigh
The Dark Side of Wee Willie Winkie
It’s probably a weird way to start the second post of the year so let me point out the obvious, HAPPY NEW YEAR and shit. This part was meant to be scanned in as a paper edition [...]
Jan. 4, 2010 No Comments Posted under: *Sigh
Calling all Loonies, Junkies, Bullies, Prosties, Scabs and basically the rest of you that piss me off.
This year I declare it to be ‘
THE YEAR OF THE ‘NO”
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Dec. 22, 2009 1 Comment Posted under: *Sigh, Concepts that made sense in my head..., I could totally make money off of this but i'm too lazy, Move along,...nothing to see here, Theories from the misty place in my brain, wHaT the???
It’s not entirely my fault. This year I have a Kris Kringle to buy for. Aka Secret Santa. Problem is the limit was only $10AUD which buys like…sweet Fuck All. Except for Hubba Bubba. Or Handjobs. I think…shit I should know I live in the red light district after all.
Dec. 15, 2009 No Comments
Posted under: *Sigh
I have a confession…I’m a person who overthinks, overplays, overdramatizes do you get where I’m going with this? The only thing I DON’T do is overcry. Those bitches piss me off…needy mofos need to get a life or walk through the burns unit of a Childrens Hospital for a healthy dose of perspective.
The next game = FAIL
Firstly…who the fuck schedules training over Christmas? Answer: the company I’m currently temping for. Which…is great because I’m not on the “social cheque” queue. But now I’m part of the ‘please drain all the fluid from my eyeballs’ queue. I wanted my holidays. INCL. Xmas Eve and New Years Eve. Fucking [...]
Nov. 20, 2009 1 Comment Posted under: *Sigh, Help me! I'm SOBER?!, I could totally make money off of this but i'm too lazy, Move along,...nothing to see here, Theories from the misty place in my brain, wHaT the???
- - - - - Etiquette = Restoring decorum to an otherwise feral world - - - - -
Mens Toilet Etiquette is what happens if there is already a male at a urinal and means you must go to the urinal furtherest [...]
You know what? I like it…I like that you can add bling to a mouse. In it’s own fugly way it’s like a tribute to Michael Jackson. Like, every time you click a link it’s in memory of MJ. On top of which, the one we saw at our local Electronics store [...]
Nov. 12, 2009 No Comments Posted under: *Sigh, wHaT the???
An AYE-AYE, so pretty they named it twice. Just think, if this is how you look on your BEST day…what’s there to aim for? It’s a lemur…beemur moe mee-mur fee fie foe femur, LEMUR.
I found it because I’m following Bill Bailey on Twitter and he [...]
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